Strange gifts you should never give her

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With Valentine’s Day quickly approaching, some men will be thinking about what to get for the women in their lives. Of course, many more will not even begin to think about gifts for her until February 13th, but no matter which kind of guy you are, here are some gifts that you should never give.

Nothing says “don’t kiss me” like bacon flavoured lip balm. Actually, it may be a good gift to give to the guy in your life, but don’t give it to your girl!

bacon lip balm

This is too reminiscent of dentures in a glass to me. I think I would gag if I had to drink it! But if you are looking for a laugh, maybe add a little pink food colouring to the water before you make these ice cubes.

mouth shaped ice

While I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t want to use a towel pulled out of a cat’s butt, I am absolutely certain I wouldn’t want to put the towel there! That’s just gross, lol.

 

These could make great anniversary gifts, or maybe not..

This one would be best to celebrate an recently ended marriage.

Knife holder

Does your wife say you never give her anything? This ball of nothing could change that…although I think you would likely be getting “nothing” back.

ball of nothing

No matter how much she loves her coffee, I guarantee she won’t want to drink it out of this toilet shaped mug.

toilet shaped coffee mugAnd if it’s birthday gifts for her that you need, avoid the cleaning products, appliances and exercise equipment. They may be practical, but they won’t win you any brownie points. Some Moms appreciate baby gear for their birthdays, but go for a cool bouncy seat to keep baby occupied, not a weird shirt like this one!

mom and baby shirt

If you are really stuck on gift ideas, and what not to buy isn’t enough, here are some suggestions for great birthday, anniversary or valentine’s gifts for the woman in your life:

  • flowers
  • dinner out
  • jewelry
  • art
  • a weekend away
  • electronics (they’re not just for guys!)
  • slippers/shoes
  • a gift card in a greeting card with a heartfelt message written by YOU 🙂

Comments

12 responses to “Strange gifts you should never give her”

  1. Marcie W. Avatar
    Marcie W.

    LMAO! I am really going to look into the Ex for my BFF, who is going through a divorce right now.

  2. Crystal @ Simply Being Mommy Avatar
    Crystal @ Simply Being Mommy

    Um, yah — those are just weird.

  3. Virginia from That Bald Chick Avatar
    Virginia from That Bald Chick

    My friend actually has the Ex knifeholder, and I would TOTALLY get the teeth in a glass thing. My sister and I both wear dentures and have since we were 8 years old, so it would be hilarious!

  4. Barb Avatar

    those are definitely bizarre ideas!

  5. Tricia Nightowlmama Avatar

    LOL Hysterical those are tooo funny and great gag gifts

  6. Shop with Me Mama (Kim) Avatar
    Shop with Me Mama (Kim)

    Bwahahaha on the “Nothing” gift, haha! Oh and the bacon lip balm? Ya, bought that for my hubby for Christmas, LMAO!

  7. Anne - Mommy Has to Work Avatar

    Oh my!! The cloth cat?? of the toilet mug!! how funny!

  8. Brandy Avatar
    Brandy

    Def all set on all those strange gifts too! The baby one is too creepy for me by far!

  9. Amy Avatar
    Amy

    haha those are hysterical!!!

  10. Melissa Au Avatar
    Melissa Au

    Oh my, those are crazy.

  11. Beth Avatar
    Beth

    With both my birthday and anniversary coming up maybe I should pass this along to my husband to ensure these aren’t on his gift list. Who thinks of that stuff?!

  12. Karen Avatar
    Karen

    oooo, yeah, the knife thing might just give HER some ideas of her own!

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